You can score all of these:
- Fat shirts with "nice texts" (we think).
- Fat hoodies with "nice texts" (we think).
- Fat mugs with "funny texts" (I'm starting to see a pattern here...), such as "Is it break time yet?".
If you are still not convinced, we even have a fat gym bag! So you can be a bastard at the gym too. Now you're convinced, right? By purchasing our merchandise, you automatically become an honorary bastard and indirectly ensure that your favourite designers and art directors can secretly fill their bread with two kinds of sandwich filling! Choco-paste with chicken breast anyone?