Bobbie, a.k.a. Bobbo the Bobster, El Bobberino, Snobbie Borbert. Destroyer of tennis balls, pillows, toys and dreams. He's not tall, but laaaaaaang. Barks like a 60-pound guard dog, but lies on his back more often than he stands upright. Can do tricks, but only in exchange for food. May be petted upon purchase of at least 2000 euros worth of work.